(Spoiler alert: it’s a conlanging book). How many waffles would you say this recipe makes? I've already written more today than the day I first said I was gonna write as much as possible, so that's a good sign. Toss in some flour, and mix. But I used vegetable oil for years and they were great that way too. To get an idea of how short that is, the first 335 characters of this LTE consist of about 64 words and 8 sentences. I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. Just highlight the content you wish to have reduced in length and select copy, then past it into the box. Yes, that hello wasn't original either, since I already said it once. Or is it? I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I will no longer make attempts to write a certain amount in a single day. It's pretty fun and easy! Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. I haven't seen anything like that since then. You might not know one or both of those songs. It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun making these videos on a regular basis. I would put the picture here, but I want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I won't do that. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. That's crazy! Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! In our early years, we went through dozens of different waffle recipes, but when I discovered THIS waffle recipe, I haven’t made another variation since. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! She also likes eating paper. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. Goodbye! But of course, she regained her hate and abandoned it. Thanks for such a great recipe! So that was quite the adventure. Waffles is a funny word. Hey, I just had a cool realization. I was going to explain what a “section” is, but I’m terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do goals every day. I think I'm gonna stop writing for today. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Fold egg whites into waffle mixture. But let's get back to finding something different to talk about. Eventually. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Warm the oven to 250F. Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Text Inflator is a tool that expands the length of a block of writing without adding any additional meaning. I still kinda miss those days. That's the most boring part of the LTE! Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! She's gross like that. So I would like to thank my dad for being the reason I started writing this. This ensures you’ll never have to submit work is just not long enough for a tutor. Hi its me his sister. Pour in the remaining ingredients and blend well so that no lumps remain. She found one of the videos I was in... oh god, I can't stand to look at that video. The channel's name was changed from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. That was how I got into synthwave. Hello, I'm back. I’ve never used almond milk but I have occasionally used a buttermilk substitute and they’re still delicious! But I'll keep doing it anyway. That's all I remember. Sorry, I almost said the F word there. But you never know, so I'm gonna check to see if it's still going. Sort of. I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? I'd like to say that all of that is not true. It's pretty annoying. So grandpa asked if we wanted to have lunch and spend an afternoon with him, and we said yes. I want to continue writing, but I need to sleep now. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. It's pretty light. And when it hit the corner, it was a huge celebration for both me and everyone else watching. Let's see! "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Why am I even doing this? This forces the writer to use creativity to complete one of three common writing challenges.The writer can use the paragraph as the first one of a short story and build upon it. Yup, I was right. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. Most of the conlangs I start making die after 15 minutes. My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. Oh well. Let's compare LTE's. I'll try out your recipe next time I want a late-night snack! Our paragraph shortener could not be any easier to employ. libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. That was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! The end. IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Probably a lot. Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. My sister just read the entirety of what I've written today for some reason. Goodbye. This rotating waffle maker will ensure that you bite into a nice crunchy exterior only to find a light and fluffy interior. "It'll" is too boring. As I predicted, the four months of no activity had a big impact on this number. After all, LTE writing is supposed to be fun! The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But GUESS WHAT? For now, at least. Viesa too, actually. If you’re considering purchasing a waffle maker our guide is your one stop shop for everything you need to know during the buying process. Aren't capital letters so cool? My sister is brushing my back with a hairbrush, and I don't know why. Typically an OS video is where some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user's computer, and the user has to deal with this OS until they eventually find a way to "destroy" it. Goodbye! Congrats to those five words! I have no idea why we’re here. Anyways, synthwave is objectively the best genre of music. You know, the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing this whole thing. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah. Non-stick coated iron waffle maker makes it easy to make waffles over an open flame. You know, the part where I talk about the Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. Did you understand that? Just give it a good stir before pouring into the waffle iron in case any of the ingredients have separated. Now I'm just editing it alone. She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. See if you can understand it! She also eats her own boogers. In case you're not the type of person who knows what GoAnimate is... hoo boy. In fact, it's used in the first frame (well, close enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes me love that video even more. Making these again for breakfast-for-dinner tonight, and very excited about it! Almost all of these refer to my sister. I will now write something in Elefen. 847ed01937933f9637862903900457b6db8facfffa3f0ed6c0, I used canola for a long time, but now I use coconut (if your coconut oil is solid, warm it for a few seconds to get it to a liquid state), « The 100 best picture books to read this summer. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! That's because I can't talk about anything for a long time. That was kind of a run-on sentence, but I don’t really feel like making this text perfect, anyway. Colloquial. RIP CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER FORGET! Bye! Last night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw that someone made a video roasting Viesa. Well, would it really be a world record? There's no diversity. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. I would like to participate more in the fandom when I’m older, but I’m too young for most of it right now. Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. The documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and read it! I can kinda sorta play it on piano? And again. Ready? By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! But what if the text gets so long that is surpasses that? The letter J. She says I should write about how there's wild sage where we live. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! I don't even know what I mean right now! Sorry about my sister. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. But nah, that's kinda cheating. I used to watch a livestream that was literally just this screensaver running endlessly. Hey, I'm back. 75,957 characters. WOAH! Hi, I'm back again. What a funny joke, right? Why are you reading this, anyways? In a mixing bowl, whisk together the dry ingredients. Anyways, AFRICA! Isn’t it the most amazing thing ever? I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. I started making this recipe a few months ago and we love them, especially my kids! That's the fifth time I've said that. I doubt my channel will ever go back to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post something eventually. Someone came up with it before I did. One is empty, while the other still has some water in it. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys". I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! Actually, she's writing stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. Now there’s a new Pig Latin server, but it’s not owned by me. A waffle is a cooked food made from a batter that consists of flour, water, baking powder, oil, and eggs.It has a gridlike appearance because it is cooked in between two hot metal plates in an electric kitchen appliance called a waffle iron.Waffles are cooked until they become golden-brown in color, with a crispy outer texture and a soft interior. Then fill, little by little, two irons at a time with as much of the paste as a slice of cheese is large. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Want ideas for fitting in reading and sharing books with your children? Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. That's pretty neat. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! I also vaguely remember having a fan that lit up and displayed custom messages. About eight times, in fact. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. I think I've liked that word ever since I was a toddler learning my numbers! It’s crazy to think that everything we could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by meaningless strings of letters and punctuation. Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that. All I hear right now is Baby Shark being blasted upstairs. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. Seriously. Bye! There's zero need to make unneccesary deadlines. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk about. There, now the text area is larger. Maybe I should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. But anyways, here's a fun fact about this LTE: excluding my upcoming usage, the pronoun "he" is only used twice in this LTE, and they both refer to my dad. I like waffles. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. I also once made a server where you’re not allowed to use any vowels. Very strange fact incoming. While it technically contains four recipes, all are a variation of the first: Beat some eggs in a bowl, season with salt and add wine. This means that I only really remember one decade. But it's fiiiiine. I want the actual text area to be larger. You could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Pop, pop, fizz, fizz. Maybe you do, maybe you don't. Let's do 15,000 characters! She's still writing the entire plot. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. I need to come up with more original... nah, whatever. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". Look it up on YouTube! But if you don’t, they’ll still be the best waffle recipe you ever made. I'm gonna go sleep now. I don't think I even can go too far with writing this text. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. )Whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.Whisk together the buttermilk and butter. It's pretty annoying. Also, I'm gonna try and write as much as possible in this LTE today. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It just tastes wrong somehow. Maybe I'll be more creative by tomorrow. Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet again! I'm thinking out loud right now. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. We tested 11 top waffle irons ranging from $19 to $200. Determined to find the best waffle makers? It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in a single day. Bye! I’m currently writing this in the car. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Unless this text gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit of Neocities. My sister is attempting to build a Lego city. oh man, that looks good! Never give your readers a reason to put down your book. If you remembered from the first sentence of this disgustingly long paragraph, you would remember that this paragraph was a waste of time and space, imagine if I had not typed this paragraph and you had not read it. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! A. There was an error submitting your subscription. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But not as much as being meta and talking about my own LTE. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! It is delicious either alone or with some fruit. I also had a dream where there was this game that I thought existed in the real world, but it didn't. Hello, I'm back. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. I have literally nothing to write about now. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. She made it while bored at the library. I've already written almost 5,000 today, so from here I just have to write the equivellant of everything I've already written today. I usually don't actually call them conlangs, but I use them for such purposes. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. I've tried it and it's so delicious, thanks for sharing this recipe. My computer crashed AGAIN, and I was ignorant enough to not save my work, so that means I have to start this part of the text all over again. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. C This article has been rated as C-Class on the project's quality scale. Goodbye. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? This LTE. I really need to talk about other things once in a while. I said I wouldn't do it every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today. Goodnight! Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. You know what's weird? There, I said it. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. In fact, there's an entire subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. We’re out of the dollar store, and now we’re going to the computer store. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. She comes home from school for her lunch break. Nope, still at 926,000 views. I could fix it, but I don't feel like it. Guess what? She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. So it makes sense that this LTE isn’t very long yet. I remember the days of 2012-13. So today was a fun day. See if you can understand it now! She doesn't think it'll be fun. Hi, I'm back again. Because, like I said, I never have any idea what I’m talking about. I don't watch furry YouTube, and I don't talk about how much I want a fursuit/go to a convention. Hello, I'm back again. Hey, I'm back. At least on my computer screen. The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! On the other hand, the pronoun "she" is used forty times! I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. 6. I have put many things into this text. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. And maybe you're one of them! I'm also learning Esperanto. Reading. Sometimes, when I read books about organizing and minimalism, they talk about getting rid of rarely-used appliances and frequently they mention waffle irons. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. I've been playing with this for a while now. I made this recipe about a month ago, and they were sooo good! This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! The first time, I didn't save it. It's pretty boring. Dang, ever since the EMT I haven't been writing as much in this text. So yeah, it’s been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019. I think my LTE is the only one still being updated. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. That is, unless that thing is languages or LTEs. I am such a language nerd. […], […] Waffles – I’ve mentioned these waffles before but they are my favorite favorite waffles of all-time. That's why you save your work, kids! That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. I like waffles. At least for now. It’s been more than 10 years and this is still the best waffle recipe I’ve ever made. That's pretty exciting. Now she's having hot chocolate. I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. Clearly I now have no excuses left: I must buy a waffle iron. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Actually, I don't know if 20,000 would even be possible for me. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? Because it'll probably bore you to death. Okay, that’s only the first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in the library! I'm not joking. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. You’ll never guess why! I didn't really care about how they roasted my language. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. We’re listening to Queens of the Stone Age right now, and I’m just waiting for “Fortress” to come on. I definitely will be making this my go-to waffle recipe. There, now I'm gonna try and forget that half this LTE is the same exact boring topic. But oh well. I would also be a quarter of the way to my goal. I just realised that next year will be 2020. I can't think of anything. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. YOU'LL ALSO LOVE. I play that song all the time around my sister! Do any of y'all remember the DVD screensaver meme? Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! The Wacky Waffle is a crowd favorite, topped with crushed Oreos, bananas, ice cream, and chocolate. 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